Sperm Cow by Empathic Siren
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Title: Sperm Cow
Author: Empathic Siren
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco needed an heir and he set his sights on Harry's sperm. Harry just wanted a family. Well, and maybe Draco, too. Toss in a few life debts, a few obscure parental rights laws, and two clueless men who think they have it all figured out, and you have one heck of farce.
This story is so funny, and so, SO good.
I love it when they are this oblivious they can't see what it's right there, and so they go through all these schemes and plots, both of them! What with the life-debts, and the "procedure" and oh, all that talking to the baby. Well just read it.
But so many funny bits. Honestly! Definitely one of my faves Mpregs.
Author: Empathic Siren
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco needed an heir and he set his sights on Harry's sperm. Harry just wanted a family. Well, and maybe Draco, too. Toss in a few life debts, a few obscure parental rights laws, and two clueless men who think they have it all figured out, and you have one heck of farce.
This story is so funny, and so, SO good.
I love it when they are this oblivious they can't see what it's right there, and so they go through all these schemes and plots, both of them! What with the life-debts, and the "procedure" and oh, all that talking to the baby. Well just read it.
As it turned out, his traitorous cock didn't seem to mind. It introduced itself to Malfoy with a jaunty little pulse, puffed out its chest a bit, and said, "Charmed, I'm sure." Harry was mortified. His pent-up manly attraction for Malfoy was supposed to stay buried deep within his straight normative psyche, not stand at attention, sparkly flags waving.
But so many funny bits. Honestly! Definitely one of my faves Mpregs.