Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by loveglowsinthedark

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Title: Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive
Author: loveglowsinthedark
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,100
Summary: Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating. // And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. // I drag Potter to bed.

In case the title doesn't completely give it away, this fic has Hung!Harry. :D And Draco's equally proportional obsession with Harry, and Harry's, um, person.

Seriously though, Draco's POV as he goes on and on (and on!) about Harry is hilarious, it's sexy (funny and sexy!) and then the fic is incredibly sweet too. Ohh, and Harry is SUPER charming. :D

Comments

[nia_kantorka]

Thanks for sharing, sweet!
It was hilariously funny and just what I needed to laugh my arse of today.

My favourite paragraph, "Except it was just us at the time. Alone. Potter, his cock and me."

LOL

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Wasn't it hilarious? Oh my god, yes that line! And the postal code! And the "Oh, sue me, you judgemental, sanctimonious wretch. And go get a haircut." I just loved Draco's voice. And how sweet it got at the end? Loved this fic.