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Title: The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] eidheann_writes & [livejournal.com profile] firethesound
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 36,700
Summary: After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

This fic, Jesus, it's fucking hilarious. I mean it, prepare to laugh your way through. It's incredible.

You see, as a punishment of sorts Harry is transferred to the Apparition Department, which also deals with Splinching accident. As in, Harry has to collect whatever is left behind and take it to St Mungo's for it to be re-attached to whomever it belonged. But don't worry, this fic is not about that. This fic is about someone leaving cocks for Harry behind. Real-looking cocks that aren't really cocks but all the same a Healer (Draco) has to certify they aren't indeed cocks, just toys. And this is Harry's job. Discover where the cocks are coming from.

Yup. There are a lot of cock jokes, and they are all hysterical. :D

It's not crack, it's a really amazingly funny fic, with a lot of flirting, a lot of jokes. You'll have the best time reading this. ^^

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