The Joys of Nature by birdsofshore

[capitu]

Title: The Joys of Nature
Author: birdsofshore
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 2,500
Summary: More or less exactly what you would expect from the prompt, only sillier. Prompt: Getting caught sunbathing nude


Well, there's Harry hiding in a tree, and there's Draco sunbathing. Naked. And of course Harry isn't wanking, he's just getting comfortable. This is Harry!Logic at its finest!

Deliciously funny, and deliciously hot.

Comments

[birdsofshore]

Aw thank you for the rec! ♥

I'm really happy you liked it, it was hysterical to write.

[capitu]

It was brilliant. It killed me how Harry convinced himself not to jump. "just to judge the distance..." And then the reasons why he should look, "If he was going to tell everyone what Malfoy had been doing during Potions, and make him a laughing-stock, he had better watch very carefully so as not to miss a thing."

Perfectly logical. No, seriously.

I loved it.

[birdsofshore]

Ha! Harry always has a reason why he should be watching Malfoy. You never know what that bad boy will get up to next, and Harry needs to know about it!

[capitu]

Yeah, Draco is always up to something, with those smirking ways of him!

Rubbing noises. LOL Harry is a loud wanker!

I'll end up quoting your whole story back at you. XD

[birdsofshore]

THAT'S FINE BY ME! :D

[capitu]

I'm not kidding.

Look, my favourite parts are in blue:



And like that is the whole fic! lol

[birdsofshore]

ahahahahaaha

you loon. You're too sweet to me!

[capitu]

♥ ♥ ♥