Bite Me, Hate Memes and the sequel by pir8fancier

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Title: Bite Me, Hate Memes and the sequel BMHM, The Wedding
Author: pir8fancier
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 44,900 (adding both parts)
Summary: Draco Malfoy becomes incensed when hate memes start flooding the Ministry of Magic and dare to try to usurp his undisputed position as the best Potter hater on the face of this planet. // A week before his marriage to Harry Potter, Draco has a nervous breakdown. Are you surprised? Nah. Neither was I.


When I started reading Bite Me, Hate Memes, it became an instant favourite of mine. The thing, it has exactly the sort of Draco I love. Snarky, bitch (God, he complains so funny!), stubborn, dramatic, loyal crazy and sexy as hell.

And Harry, too! Patient, loving, omg clueless and oblivious and sexy as hell.

BMHM, is how they got together. It's lovely and funny and super sweet. And sexy beyond words. And BMHM, The Wedding is that, the wedding, or rather Draco having a bit of a breakdown before it, which will make your heart melt all over.

It's got plenty of side-parings too. There's Pansy/Blaise/Draco (they have a threesome on the first part before Harry came into the picture, so it's okay—and oh god, so hot!), then Pansy/Ron (I know!) and Blaise/Narcissa (I KNOW, and it's awesome!).

This fic is super entertaining and sweet and so crazy, and has everything I love in a Harry/Draco fic.

Getting There by sans_pertinence

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Title: Getting There
Author: sans_pertinence
Rating: R
Word Count: 14,200
Summary: In which Scorpius Hyperion temporarily Misplaces his temper, Harry learns to Hate His Mobile, and Malfoy cultivates the Elusive.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant


This is such fun story to read. It's about how imperfect and chaotic Harry's life is and how driving Draco crazy is the highlight of Harry's day.

I looove Harry and Draco relationship is on this story. It's not sexual, not at first, but the banter, the snark, Harry testing Draco's temper, it's so entertaining in the middle of the craziness that his life has became.

There's a bit of everything here, and it's just perfect that way. There's a bit from Scorpius pov. And there's Portrait!Snape that makes my day every time I read it. There's Harry being hopelessly clueless about some things and just adorable in others. It's perfect and I love it.

If Wishes Were Children & sequels by oldenuf2nb

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Title: If Wishes Were Children & sequels (as they follow)
Author: oldenuf2nb
Rating: NC 17 (the first part, only, the rest go from G to PG 13)
Word Count: 28,500 Approx. (adding all parts)
Summary: Harry Potter has tried to move on with his life after Draco Malfoy walked away from him months before with little or no explanation, but it's been hard. Then, on a joyous day at the Burrow, Narcissa Malfoy makes an unexpected appearance.
Warning(s): Mpreg.


Dancing With Jamie (PG 13)
Lessons Learned (PG)
His Sister's Keeper (G)
Moving Mountains (G)
The Reluctant Hero (PG 13)
Love to Spare (R)

This is one of the sweetest Mpreg series I've read.

It started after Harry and Draco broke up, and Harry comes back to England only to find out Draco is pregnant. But, well, everybody has probably read this story, so you know this fic so much more than that. And the universe this writer has built around the first part is absolutely lovely.

The Misadventures Of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten

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Title: The Misadventures Of Draco Malfoy, Ferret
Author: Saber ShadowKitten
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 21,600 Aprox.
Summary: Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord.
Warning(s): Mpreg, multiple beastialities, and Gryffindors.



You know, I'm laughing just remembering this story. Poor Draco.

It's truly all the misadventures of Draco Malfoy turned into ferret. A girl ferret at that, getting knocked up by another ferret and ending up under the care of the Golden Trio.

This fic is hilarious and crazy. You've been warned. ^^

Unkissed Kisses and Songs Never Sung by femmequixotic

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Title: Unkissed Kisses and Songs Never Sung
Author: femmequixotic
Rating: R
Word Count: 12,600 Aprox.
Summary: I sit silently in the shadows, staring at the tiny, pulsing ball of light that tells me my Harry's still alive.


This story is almost devastating, but it's not. And the way it's written is brilliant.

It moves from the past to the present. Harry has been injured in the line of duty, and while Draco waits for Harry to wake up, the story moves back to when they started dating, and through the problems they had, the fears and finally the consolidating of their relationship that is facing the hardest moments of their lives. Written in a perfect Draco POV.

It's incredible touching, so so much, and beautiful.