99 Problems But A Snitch Ain't One by noe_fic

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Title: 99 Problems But A Snitch Ain't One
Author: noe_fic
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 2,000
Summary: "Spare me the running commentary, Potter. Just fuck me."


Okay!

Who's in the mood for some Quidditch!Smut?

But that's not all, this is angry!sex. Harry's got anger issues and Draco has the last word.

One of my favourite bits:

He blinked. "What? You want to Sectumsempra me over a lost Snitch?"

"Oh it wouldn't just be for the one." Malfoy sneered. "For five bloody years of lost Snitches. For my mother. And my father. For your insufferable arrogance and your insufferable do-gooding, your brilliant golden-boy status. There are so many reasons to leave you here bleeding, Potter. You got away with murder."

Resignation crept over Harry like a drug. He was warm. He was almost not in pain. "Then do it," he said, "but be quick about it." He closed his eyes.

This fic feels like the beginning of something. Of something super hot, too.

101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes by who_la_hoop

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Title: 101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes (Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman’s Helmet)
Author: who_la_hoop
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 26,500 words
Summary: Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco’s attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of ‘why I hate you’ letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.


This is Draco following a "Self Help" book to cure, well his Woes. Many of which can be traced back to Harry Potter. And he's starting with a letter to Harry.

Potter –
You suck.
D. Malfoy

This is bloody hilarious! The thing, he doesn't intend to send those letters (yep, that's only the first one!) but Harry's getting them anyway.

One thin led to another and next they are locked up to sort their, erm, differences.

This is fantastic and you shouldn't miss it.

A Change of Life by acromantular

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Title: A Change of Life
Author: acromantular
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,500
Summary: When Draco sees Harry on Platform 9 3/4, everything changes. Fast.
Waring: Epilogue complaint.

This story doesn't say so on the summary, but it's a Veela fic.

Oh god, but before we get to that, we're going to see Draco's wife being 'allergic' to him and Draco himself facing his expanding forehead and that little detail of him being a magical creature. In the meantime Harry's got sexual problems in his marriage and he's rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco (again!).

It sounds dramatic, but fic is really funny. It's a veela fic with a lot of misunderstandings.

A Fair Cop by oceaxe

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Title: A Fair Cop
Author: oceaxe
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,300 aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter walks into a cafe for some coffee, and instead gets the surprise of his life. Plus some coffee.

Draco working in a coffee shop in the Muggle world, Harry playing "cop" as a punishment. This is delicious.

In this fic Harry and Draco do what they do best, they bicker endlessly. And Harry gets addicted to coffee. And by coffee I mean, of course, Draco.

It's very light and funny.