Capitu's Harry/Draco Recs

Title: The Haumiaroa Magical Society for the Conservation of Indigenous Wildlife
Author: musamihi
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 15,700 Approx.
Summary: Harry escapes to New Zealand in search of privacy and relaxation, only to find himself caring for an injured (and ungrateful) kiwi chick. After releasing the bird into the wild, he's more than a little surprised to find it waiting for him when he arrives in Peru for the second part of his vacation -- and to discover that it can spell. Poorly.
Warning(s): Animagus!Draco


This is a cute story of Harry, who travelled to New Zealand wanting to get away from the Wizarding world, and so it happens he runs (crashes, really) into a little kiwi chick in danger. Of course he saves it and even brings him with him to his hotel.

Later we learn (not Harry!) that this kiwi chick is really Draco, and refusing to be left behind when Harry decides to change destinations follows him.

But you see, at first Draco didn't quite remember how to turn back, being around Harry helps, helps to the point he's finally able to change back to his human form. They have words. :D

Title: Don't Blame Me (It Was All a Blur Last Night)
Author: nerak_rose
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 19,400
Summary: "Stop moving, Potter," Malfoy mumbled from where his head was buried under a pillow. "You're disturbing my hangover. Also, why are you still here?"
"This is my hotel room," Harry told him.

This story is a lot of fun. :D

You see, Harry goes to Las Vegas to celebrate his birthday with his friends, over there in an Elvis show he runs into Draco having his bachelor party with his friends. To make the story short, they get drunk, wake up together in bed, and they had got married.

Should be easy enough to get an annulment, right? Think again! ^^

It isn't and they have to stay married for a period of time. This is the story of all that time, and it's really sweet, how at first don't talk much but little by little they integrate their routines. Teddy plays a bit part – he lives with Harry, and Draco is just wonderful to him.

Really entertaining. :)

Title: Scurrilous
Author: saras_girl
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 25,000 Approx.
Summary: When Potter starts behaving more oddly than usual, Draco has no choice but to take an interest. After all, it’s his job. Sort of.

This story is so much fun! Draco has a morning show at the Wizarding Wireless Network along with Pansy, which is awesome on its own, but along music and shows, there's the inevitable Potter talk, because even years after, the public can't get enough of Harry. The thing is, Harry starts acting very strangely (which is kind of hilarious), and so Draco can't help it (really!) and must investigate.

And by that I mean he starts going to the Magical Menagerie, where Harry works, and hanging there, bringing him lunch and eventually buying [more] ducks. And of course, falling in love. It's really entertaining and sweet. :D

Title: Stuck in the Middle (With You)
Author: lauren3210
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 12,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry had thought that it couldn’t get much worse than the synchronised vomiting that was morning sickness.
Content/Warning(s): Mpreg!Draco.

This story is just so entertaining. :D

The thing is, Harry and Draco have been trying to a long time to have children, but they haven't been successful. Now Pansy is going to be their surrogate mother. Only, now that Pansy is pregnant, they find out so is Draco! :D

Now Harry has two pregnant Slytherins to take care of, and by that I mean cater to their wish, spoil, and yeah, survive. :D it has a lot of funny moments, but it's lovely and sweet, too. :)

Though there's no explicit sex in this story, switching is implied. ^^

Title: come with me into the light
Author: tryslora
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 21,000 Approx.
Summary: Everything has changed by the time Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second attempt at his final year. He no longer wears glasses, he mourns dead friends from the war, and Draco Malfoy walks the halls as if he is a ghost as well. When Pansy asks Harry to help snap Malfoy out of his silence, what else is he supposed to say? Malfoy needs to be saved, and that's just what Harry does.
Content/Warning(s): Non-graphic descriptions of rape [not between Harry and Draco]. Depression.

This story, oh, it's just so wonderful. It's sad and beautiful and so hopeful.

It's an 8th year story, and it starts as Harry noticed Draco's not himself, he hasn't been for a while. He's hardly around, and when he is there it's like he's a ghost, going through the motions. He wants to help him. Then one day Ernie, Draco's roommate, tells Harry Draco can't wake up. Harry takes him to the Hospital Wing and that's how they discover Draco is pregnant. Only Draco doesn't remember this happening to him.

Little by little though, prodded and pushed, Draco lets people to be there for him. Harry, Pansy, Luna, Ernie, they are there for him and it's gorgeous. I won't say anything else because I really don't want to spoil it, but read it, it's a gorgeous hurt/comfort story, and the ending is wonderful.

Title: Another Round
Author: disapparater
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,500
Summary: Instead of the night he expects, Draco gets drinks, crisps, games and Potter. A remix of Harry and Draco Meet for Cocktails (or here and here at DeviantArt) by raitala.

This story is just delightful. In which Harry and Draco are stood up by their soon-to-be-married best friends, and do cocktails. And boy, do they ever!

It's super fun, and funny, and entirely too charming. There's smitten!Harry and adorable! Draco and, yes. Look at the art, then read the story. It's an awesome combination. :D

Title: Trust In A Broken Thing
Author: keeper_of_stars
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 24,000 Approx.
Summary: If the ring was broken, that could only mean one thing… Harry Potter was dead.

I love me some memory loss fic, and this is great.

Harry and Draco have a unique relationship; they are Auror and Handler, they are lovers. But then one day Harry takes a solo mission and disappears, and the ring that connected Harry and Draco tells Draco Harry is dead.

However, Draco and Ron refuse to believe Harry is dead, and they look for him everywhere.

This is how a journey starts, because, oh, so many questions! Do they find Harry? And if they do, has Harry changed? Do he even remember them? Lovely.

Title: Nine Days of Draco
Author: dysonrules
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 7,300
Summary: Draco gets hit with a hex and discovers his very own (reluctant) personal healer.

So cute and funny. ^^

Indeed, as the summary says, Draco is hit by an unknown hex, and when he goes to St Mungo's for a diagnosis he discovers Harry is a Healer in training. Nevertheless, he demands Harry to check on him. And it goes like that for all nine days, driving Harry a little bit crazy – Malfoy style. :D

Title: Tradition
Author: fantasyfiend09
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 7,000
Summary: Harry wants to ask out Draco, but forgets that nothing in his life can be simple.


Such a lovely fic. This is a story about proper courting. You see, Harry wants to ask Draco out, only he realises there's more than simply asking a pure-blood wizard out. There's courting and gifts to be given. So good and sweet. :)

Title: Draco Malfoy, Drama Llama
Author: enchanted_jae
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 4,700 Approx.
Summary: A stolen chocolate lands Draco Malfoy in a sticky situation, but how did Harry get caught up in the drama?

Oh my god! This fic is so funny. Well, somehow Draco has managed to be turned into a Llama. A talking, drama llama, and while figuring out who to turn him back he's going to stay with Harry. ~Drama~ ensues.

Really funny.

Title: The Snitch-Maker
Author: omi_ohmy
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 21,500 Approx.
Summary: Draco is content with his Snitches, with the tap tap tap of his hammer, and the tiny gears and sharp scent of metal in his workshop - until one day Harry Potter appears, asking for help to solve a rash of Snitch-tampering in the Quidditch world.

This is such a lovely story. It's almost peaceful, the way it's written. Such a lovely pace.

You see, there's Draco who is a Snitch maker, and he lives a quiet, peaceful, simple life. Valuable, of course, but a quiet life; he makes his Snitches, he loves his work, he takes pride on it. And then there's Harry, no longer an Auror, who works on a Ministry division to promote Quidditch asking for his help because apparently someone has been tampering Snitches.

He really doesn't suspect Draco, he really wants his help, but it's as Harry and Draco work together, investigate together, that something between them happens; change. It's written from Draco's POV, and it's beautiful, to see Harry through his eyes, to learn Draco's thoughts, feelings, see this thing between them happening. Yeah, its lovely. :)

Title: Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo
Author: who_la_hoop
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 26,000 Approx.
Summary: It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

You should prepare yourself to laugh all through reading this fic. At least most of it, because it has some very sweet and touching scenes, but between you and me, this story is just bloody hilarious.

You see, apparently Harry needs a new toilet (because avocado-coloured toilets are ~evil~), and who shows up at Harry's door to do so? None other than Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo. LOL

Which, just can't be true, right? There has to be something going on; a curse! And Harry will attempt to "cure" Draco throwing him salt among other things and, well, it's really funny.

But that's not all there is, there's romance, because while Harry tries to discover exactly why one Draco Malfoy is selling toilets, he starts to see him as more than just a lavatory provider. And it's pretty damn brilliant. I know it sounds crack-ish, but trust me, it's awesome.

Title: Play/Pause (a Time to Remember)
Author: this_bloody_cat
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 3,500
Summary: In hindsight, Draco should have known change was often unstoppable when it came heralded by one Harry Potter.


Cutest story of Harry and Draco and how they, well, you'll see. :D It all started one stormy winter night in mid-February. <----- That's a quote! And you gotta read it because it's funny and so cute. :D

Title: Father(s) of the Grooms
Author: dracogotgame
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 3,000
Summary: Sirius and Lucius screw up big time. And then they fix it.


This is a super funny little fic, in which, as the summary says, Sirius and Lucius screw up BIG time, and then they fix, it. But you have to see them 'screwing things up'. It's hilarious, and even the way they fix it, is, too!

Title: Journey to the Past
Author: leontinabowie
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 9,900
Summary: Harry Potter disappeared without a trace after the Final Battle. Five years later, a reward is being offered for anyone who can find Harry. Naturally, Draco Malfoy holds auditions to find the perfect Harry lookalike to train, so that he can claim the reward money. Unfortunately, the auditions don’t go so well, but then Draco runs into a mysterious man named Henry, who looks the spitting image of Harry Potter, if only he had the scar.

This story is based on Anastasia. And it's lovely.

It's got Harry, or Henry, rather, with no memories of his life, and there's Draco, trying to find the perfect Harry like and act alike to return to Ron and Hermione for a reward. Draco, he's shocked when he met 'Henry'; he's just so much like Harry (without the scar), just as infuriating and charming, and Henry, who finds Draco exactly as infuriating and charming as Draco finds him. It's fun and sweet and lovely.