Secret Agent Men by kudra_23
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my_drarry_recsTitle: Secret Agent Men
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kudra_23
Rating: R
Word Count: 3991
Summary: Harry and Draco go on their first assignment as partners. In close quarters, secrets are uncovered.
This is a hilarious little story about Draco and his, erm, ignorance when it comes to properly identify personal Muggle items that belong to his work-partner.
Really funny.
Author:
kudra_23 Rating: R
Word Count: 3991
Summary: Harry and Draco go on their first assignment as partners. In close quarters, secrets are uncovered.
This is a hilarious little story about Draco and his, erm, ignorance when it comes to properly identify personal Muggle items that belong to his work-partner.
Harry sighed. “It’s just a Muggle one,” he said. Reaching out to grab it, he turned it on.
“MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS, IT VIBRATES!” Malfoy screeched.
“Yes,” Harry said patiently. “It works better that way.”
Malfoy turned a pretty shade of green. “What’re those things on the top for?”
“That’s to help you hit certain hard-to-reach areas.”
Really funny.
