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Title: Damned If You Do
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tigersilver
Rating: NC 17
Summary: The dark can be a very eye-opening place.
Word Count: 7,000
Title: The DayDream Series
Author:faithwood
Rating: NC 17
Summary: Draco Malfoy's sixth year hadn't gone that well, academically speaking. Of course, that was just because he had other important things to worry about. Or was it?
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Title: Angel Wing
Author:almosttherenow
Rating: Hard R - NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 aprox.
Summary: Draco really did pick the wrong time to enter the kitchen. It lost him seven precious months, his looks, and his mind. Still, it could've been worse - in the end, it probably saved both he and Harry's lives.
Title: Freudian Slip
Author:jennavere
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 10,000 aprox.
Summary: Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get therapy.
Title: Hate
Author: Serene_Cj
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 23,612
Summary: Draco Malfoy loves his job. Especially when it means being able to torture Potter 'round the clock. Except, things never go the way he hopes.
Title: The Simple Joy of Living
Author:mahaliem
Rating: R
Word Count: 40,000 Aprox.
Summary: When Viktor is attacked, Harry and Draco work together to find the culprit.
Warning: Epilogue Compliant
Title: Desperately Seeking Someone & Sequels
Author:alaana_fair
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 18,000 Aprox. (all fics included)
Summary: A personal ad brings out the best in our Harry.
Title: Here's Looking @ You
Author:fourth_rose
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 1600
Summary: Some Muggle inventions aren't all that useless for wizards after all – or so Minister Shacklebolt claims. His Muggleborn employees suspect that the real reason behind his sudden enthusiasm for magi-technical innovation at the Ministry is the fact that he found out about internet porn, but that isn't terribly relevant for the following story…
Title: Life Lessons: The Flying Chapter
Author:dirty_darella
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 21,300
Summary: Draco is a broom inventor and Harry is his tester.
Title: Master Work
Author:mahaliem
Rating: R
Word Count: 35,110
Summary: Harry's eighth-year at Hogwarts is going about as well as all the others. Someone is out to get him, Aurors keep questioning him about the final battle and, worst of all, Draco is determined to repay his life debt to Harry.
Title: A Most Memorable Christmas
Author:ifyouweremine
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,700 Aprox.
Summary: Harry hadn’t expected to spend Christmas Eve bent over the back of his sofa, having his brains buggered out by Draco Malfoy, but that’s exactly what happened.
Title: Bridges
Author:tigersilver
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,500
Summary: The collected correspondence concerning two '8th Year' Hogwarts School students, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, from September through December, 1998.
Title: Ferocious Determination, Insufficient Deliberation, and a Slightly Wrong Destination
Author:faithwood
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,000
Summary: All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter.
Title: You Can Leave Your Hat On
Author:treacle_tartlet
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3800
Summary: Harry and Ron, for reasons beyond their control, find themselves shopping for hats at March and Malfoy’s Magical Millinery.
Title: Secret Agent Men
Author:kudra_23
Rating: R
Word Count: 3991
Summary: Harry and Draco go on their first assignment as partners. In close quarters, secrets are uncovered.
Title: Disturbing the Peace: Part 1 and Part 2. And the sequel: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.
Author:moonflower_rose
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 30,100 Aprox. (adding both parts)
Summary: Draco wakes with a hangover, no memory of the previous night, and a rather sore orifice.
Title: Charming
Author:tigersilver
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 21,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter, Head Auror and respected public figure, has been afflicted with spell-induced amnesia by an unknown assailant. He's recovering nicely after a stay at St. Mungo's but there's this one small problem: it seems he went missing on the night of June 5th and mislaid his Muggle cell phone. Now his best mates are receiving texts 'from Harry' that are all about shagging, whipped cream, handcuffs and blackmail photos. And poetry; truly execrable poetry. Someone's text-stalking Harry, much to his mates' and the Ministry's dismay, and that oddly familiar 'someone' just won't take the hint and naff off.
Title: Little Red Courgette
Author:blamebrampton
Rating: PG
Word Count: 31,000 Aprox.
Summary: When this season’s purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
Title: A Dog and His Boy
Author:grey_hunter
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,345
Summary: It is a dark time for the two fugitives. Although, Dumbledore has been destroyed, the Death Eaters have driven the two from their hide-away and pursued them across the country… Snape is forced to resort to desperate measures to protect Draco. After his mentor’s death, Draco's only hope of being whole again rests with the oblivious Harry Potter.
Title: Potty <3 Drakey
Author:acromantular
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 2,500
Summary: Lots of scary, hairy, barely-sane wizards came from Grimmauld Place, leaving some even more disturbing curses behind. Draco is helping Potter clean up when he discovers exactly how... creative his extended family could be. Then it gets worse.
Warning(s): Rather cracky creature-fic, but almost certainly not what you're thinking.
Title: A Tale of Two Tents
Author:who_la_hoop
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 10,350
Summary: When Scorpius and Al take their parent's rivalry to a whole new level, Hogwarts is forced to intervene. Or, how Harry and Draco went camping, encountered mud, and managed to survive with all their limbs intact.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: A Brilliant Dichotomy
Author:tigersilver
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 5,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco lives with a green eyed monster.
Title: A Good Thing (Why Ruin It?)
Author:tigersilver
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,000 Aprox.
Summary: Veritaserum and snogging and, er, ah, why ruin something that works?
Title: One Night At The Club
Author:faithwood
Rating: PG (though, there's explicit rimming) No, it's still PG. Really. Also, NWS.
Word Count: Um…
Summary: Well, it's a club fic.
Title: A Working Relationship
Author:croatoan6000
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,557
Summary: Harry Potter, the youngest ever Minister of Magic, thinks that all his problems are solved when he hires Draco Malfoy as his PA. Little does he know that they are just beginning.
Title: How Harry Potter Became a Pervert
Author:faithwood
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,000 Aprox.
Summary: Though others didn't, Draco had believed the article.
Title: The Adventures of Harry Potter, Pervert, and Draco Malfoy, Porn Star (Un-Cut)
Author:okydoky
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,300
Summary: In Harry’s flat, Friday night is porn night, and that’s that. Then, an unexpected face pops up in Some Like it Cock, and Harry can’t get Draco Malfoy out of his head. In the end, thanks to a tearaway Teddy, Harry doesn’t have to, but neither man is willing to reveal their secret…
Title: That Veela Thing
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
empathic_siren
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,500 Aprox.
Summary: Fluffy, post-war H/D - that's all - and extra points for veela!boy too!
Title: Late Edition
Author:yeats
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,3000 Aprox.
Summary: This is death, Harry thinks. This is death, and that means I'm dead, and in hell, with Draco Malfoy telling me his theories of office management.
Title: Where Draco Is A Statue
Author:simmyschtuff
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 25,000
Summary: Five years after the war with Voldemort, and things happen! Ooh!
Title: The Incredible Race
Author:dysonrules
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 50,000
Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along.
Title: The Venice Job
Author:nishizono
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 25,700 Aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.
Title: Prickles On The Outside
Author:curia_regis
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 13,500 Aprox.
Summary: Harry has become a recluse, hiding away from the rest of the wizarding world. One day, Draco Malfoy turns up at his doorstep asking for his help.
Title: Après Deux
Author:tigersilver
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000
Summary: Malfoy hesitates; Harry is a Gryffindor.
Title: How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?
Author:mahaliem
Rating: R
Word Count: 26,532
Summary: In order to keep custody of his children, Draco needs to find a spouse that will shore up the Malfoy family's tattered reputation. But what starts off as a means to an end gets more complicated when Draco's target reawakens feelings in him that he hasn't had in a long while, and Draco starts to feel alive for the first time since his wife's death.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Pour L'Amour de Pain
Author:alexcaster
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,500
Summary: Draco Malfoy has lost his common sense and Potter is a tease. Bugger it all.
Title: Parce-que
Author:curiouslyfic
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry blames the salad. Everyone else blames Harry. Featuring HD fluff, slash, Oblivious!Harry, bad salad, and appalling French.
Title: Things That Seem
Author:maeglinyedi
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 14,800 Aprox.
Summary: A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a...horse?
Title: Being Jessie Carmichael (Or How to Woo Harry Potter in Three Hours)
Author:faithwood
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,600
Summary: o matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted.
Title: Bite Me, Hate Memes and the sequel BMHM, The Wedding
Author:pir8fancier
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 44,900 (adding both parts)
Summary: Draco Malfoy becomes incensed when hate memes start flooding the Ministry of Magic and dare to try to usurp his undisputed position as the best Potter hater on the face of this planet. // A week before his marriage to Harry Potter, Draco has a nervous breakdown. Are you surprised? Nah. Neither was I.
Title: Getting There
Author:sans_pertinence
Rating: R
Word Count: 14,200
Summary: In which Scorpius Hyperion temporarily Misplaces his temper, Harry learns to Hate His Mobile, and Malfoy cultivates the Elusive.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Seven Simple Rules for Living With Draco Malfoy
Author:scarletscarlet & nishizono
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 1,700 Aprox.
Summary: Sometimes, Harry thinks Draco should come with an owner's manual.
Title: A Long Way From Home
Author:samaelthekind
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,100 Aprox.
Summary: Harry arrives for his first day of college, and meets his new roommate, Drake.
Warning(s): Non Magical AU
Title: Rituals and Traditions
Author:amanuensis1
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco chained to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.
Title: Ask Again Later
Author:sara_holmes
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 41,400 Aprox.
Summary: A drunken revelation by Harry prompts Draco to try and summon up his own missing paternal instincts in order to deliver the family Harry really wants. Long story short...he manages to make a total cock up of everything.
Title: To Create A Life
Author:ravenpan
Rating: PG
Word Count: 10,300 Aprox.
Summary: Harry’s never been good about listening when someone tells him ‘no’.
Warning(s): some PTSD, mpreg
Title: Draco Malfoy's Travelling Theatre of the Strange and Spectacular
Author:melusinahp
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 27,500
Summary: "I welcome you to Draco Malfoy's Travelling Theatre of the Strange and Spectacular. Hold onto your seats, for this is not entertainment for the faint of heart. You will see both amazing spectacles and shocking displays. Get out your smelling salts, uncap your Firewhisky bottles -- it's going to be an evening you'll never forget."
Title: Remote
Author:sara_holmes
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 7,700 Aprox.
Summary: How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half.
Title: Between Conspirators
Author:mahaliem
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,000 Aprox.
Summary: Someone tries to recruit Draco to help kill Harry. Fortunately (?), Draco has a plan to stop the mysterious would-be assassin.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Honestly
Author:annafugazzi
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 7,500 Aprox.
Summary: Written for the challenge 'A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word.' Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.
Title: Awhile Back and Down the Road
Author:nursedarry
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,000 Aprox.
Summary: A young Jedi and his crew get lost in hyperspace and end up on an unknown, almost uninhabited planet. It’s the perfect chance to train in the Jedi arts and fall in love. THIS ISN'T A CROSSOVER, THIS IS JUST SILLY.
Warning(s): Non Magical AU.
Title: The Wand Chooses The Wizard
Author:treacle_tartlet
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 5,000
Summary: It’s not that Draco has been hiding since the War ended, it’s just that he’s been busy. And it’s not that he wants to go to Ollivander’s and buy a new wand, it’s just that he doesn’t have much choice. He hasn’t found a wand that works properly for him, not since bloody Potter disarmed him, and while he’s managed to limp through his NEWTs with borrowed wands that sort of thing isn’t going to cut it when he starts his Healer training in a few weeks’ time. The last, the very last, thing he expects to see when he walks into Ollivander’s shop is Harry Potter, Hero of the Wizarding World, Vanquisher of Dark Wizards, and… shop boy?
Title: All According to Plan
Author:latebuthere
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 9,708
Summary: Harry's got the ring and the will, the only thing left to figure out is the way.
Title: The Ties That Binds Us
Author:faithwood
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 27,800 Aprox.
Summary: An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally.
Title: Legs of Distraction (Or How Draco Got Promoted Three and A Half Separate Times)
Author:olimakiella
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 13,600 Aprox.
Summary: Harry gives us his version of how Draco re-entered his life.
Title: In Pieces
Author:dysonrules
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 90,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost.
Warning(s): MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH. Ectoplasm. A whole lot of angst and a whole lot of fluff.
Title: The Magic of the Holidays, or, How I Survived the Gringotts Holiday Helpdesk
Author:noeon
Rating: R
Word Count: 14,000
Summary: Draco’s an Assistant Cursebreaker at Gringotts, Harry’s an Auror. They receive the unwanted task of troubleshooting malfunctioning magical objects at the Gringotts holiday help desk. Together. The only question is whether they will kill each other before the magical objects succeed in killing them.
Title: f-a-c-u-l-t-i-e-s Intact
Author:wondersdontcare
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 35,000
Summary: Most plans are cunning until people start getting eaten: when students go missing inside Hogwarts, four years after the war, Harry is determined to find out why.
Title: A Devotion to Others
Author:mahaliem
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 22,648
Summary: Someone is brewing a horrifyingly strong love potion at Hogwarts and Harry and Draco are sent to investigate. As they seek to uncover the truth, Harry fears that Draco will discover something else – that Harry's fallen in love with him.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: The Joke Of Tomorrow
Author:wendypops
Rating: R
Word Count: 25,000
Summary: Draco Malfoy quite likes working at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Except for the times George Weasley has that scheming look in his eyes. Or when a new product goes embarrassingly wrong. And especially the days when Harry Potter pops in.
Title: Party Of Two
Author:fireflavored
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 13,600
Summary: Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies.
Title: The Importance of Blood
Author:slytherinishh
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,750
Summary: Watching Harry Potter die was a lot less dramatic than he’d imagined.
Title: Luck of the Devil
Author:melusinahp
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 36,000
Summary: Draco never imagined he'd end up working in Rodolphus Lestrange's casino after the war, but fate has a twisted sense of humour. While the job has it perks, the downside is a bitch--especially when Roddy makes him an offer he can't refuse involving his old rival, Harry Potter.
Title: Everything But The Kitchen Sink
Author:frayach
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 42,000
Summary: Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and Draco assume an eighth year at Hogwarts will be nothing but parties and Quidditch (and, as time allowed, revising for the N.E.W.T.s), but you know what they say about those who assume. They may be legally of age, but that doesn’t mean that the confusion and drama of being a teenager has ended.
Title: Do Me a Favor, Don't Do Me No Favors
Author:nursedarry
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,500
Summary: To get where he is now, Harry's had lots of help, for which he's always been grateful. But that's not what it looks like to everyone else. And what about this saving the day compulsion? Teddy, Andromeda, Charlie Weasley and Draco Malfoy don't have the answers, but they do help Harry ask the right questions.
Title: Sweatin' to the Voldies
Author:dark_branwen
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 24,500
Summary: The-Boy-Who-Lived has become The-Boy-Who-Ate, and his girlfriend just can't take it anymore. After Ginny leaves Harry for presumably slimmer pastures, Harry realizes that if he has any chance of getting her back, he's going to have to get fit quick. It's really just his bad luck that a certain pale, pointy bastard owns the only wizarding gym in the country.
Title: Make Your Penis Huge!
Author:mahaliem
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry and Draco are Aurors who are assigned to work an unusual case.
Title: Joy Ride
Author:nursedarry
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,708
Summary: A trek through the Forbidden Forest turns into quite the flight of fancy.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: The St. Valentine's Night Murders
Author:softly_sweetly
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 7,300
Summary: Every year for the past four years, St. Valentine's Night has seen a murder that affects both the Muggle and Wizard communities alike. This year, however, the Ministry of Magic has its two best Aurors on the case. If only they can stop insulting each other long enough to get some work done.
Warning(s): Cross-dressing, Skirt!porn.
Title: This Obvious Secret of Ours
Author:calembours
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 4,900 Aprox.
Summary: There's a difference between 'friends' and 'unofficial couple'.
Title: Sealed With A Kiss
Author:faithwood
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 46,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts fic, this.
Title: Just Tell Her You’re a Fairy, Harry
Author:owens_mom
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco runs G.A.P., a successful company to help take care of the break-up you can’t handle on your own. Harry sets out to be his best customer.
Title: Chocolate Head
Author:emmagrant01
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 4,000
Summary: Draco has a little problem. Okay, maybe not so little
Title: Encantado
Author:onaxe
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000 Aprox.
Summary: When Draco reverts to his creature heritage, Harry is determined to find a cure at the same time as hunting down the dark wizard responsible.
Title: Family Man
Author:denise0949
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,500
Summary: These are series of events inside the Malfoy-Potter household: Even though he and Draco were not the best at parenting they both brought something special to the table and together they were perfect. With the new baby coming it would cause more drama, chaos, laughter, and tears but all in all Harry was pretty proud of being a family man.
Warning(s): Mpreg.
Title: Matinee
Author:ladyvader
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 14,000 Aprox.
Summary: This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway
Title: Polyjuice Passions: A Lesson in Interdepartmental Cooperation
Author:tray_la_la
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,200 Aprox.
Summary: Auror!Harry is mistakenly Polyjuiced into a vampire for an undercover operation and bites Draco. (Both of them are turned into vampires for a short time but it is reversible and they recover without lasting effects in the end, except for accidentally becoming an item while they think they need to choose a mate for eternity.)
Title: Resistance is Futile
Author:olimakiella
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Summary: The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Title: For the Public Good
Author:blamebrampton
Rating: PG
Word Count: 23,500
Summary: Harry is loaned to the Muggle government to assist relations between the two governments after the London bombings. When his counterpart in the Communications team comes to him with evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice.
Title: Gryffindor Seduction 101
Author:jennavere
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,000 Aprox.
Summary: Charming, crafty Slytherin Blaise Zabini has a dating policy: he only dates Gryffindors. Now he’s plotting to seduce Gryffindor Extraordinaire Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy is NOT happy.
Title: It Was A Lover And His, Er... Lass?
Author:fantasyfruitbat
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,300
Summary: It's the first time Draco has ever been in love, which is what caused all the trouble in the first place. It's the first time he's ever kept secrets from his mother (according to Narcissa). And it will (eventually) be the first time his parents get to meet his... girlfriend.
Title: Kissing Currency
Author:dornfelder
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 4,200
Summary: To get rid of Malfoy's wand, serious sacrifices have to be made. The end, however, justifies the means.
Title: Not Quite Like You Imagined
Author:canis_lupus03
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Summary: The taste of blood always makes Harry horribly nauseous. Not a fortunate thing if one is a vampire.
Warning(s): Vampire fic.
Title: Questionable Tarts: A Life After Living
Author:calrissian18
Rating: R
Word Count: 15,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco supposes he shouldn't be surprised when Potter shows up on his doorstep. Past Draco/Snape.
Warning(s): Mpreg
Title: Revelations and its sequel Further Revelations
Author:corvidae9
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 28,000 Aprox. (Adding both parts)
Summary: Harry knows how he survived the last battle... working out why and what comes next is a different story entirely. // Harry and Draco come back from their impromptu holiday and face the press, shocked Gryffindors, disgusted Slytherins, fugitive Death Eaters, and the prospect of a month of nonstop revision, each more lethal than the last. They probably should have stayed in France.
Title: Undesirable No.1
Author:alexis_sd
Rating: R
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: Draco Malfoy had always respected and protected the Old Ways. That was, until they suddenly interfered with his way of life and his firm abdomen. Now he desperately needed to reason out with Potter or better yet to trick him…
Title: Decoy Dilema
Author:dysonrules
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 38,000
Summary: Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Doggie Style
Author:enchanted_jae
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,300 Approx.
Summary: When Draco's life is endangered, he demands only the best bodyguard the Aurors have to offer. However, he didn't expect his bodyguard to be so...small.
Title: Ferreus Rememdium
Author:marguerite_26
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco swallows his pride and visits a specialist for his very intimate problem.
Title: How Chicken Is Played At Hogwarts
Author:sor_bet
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,600 Approx.
Summary: Draco impugns Harry’s masculinity. A game of gay “chicken” ensues.
Title: It’s a Dirty Job
Author:fireflavored
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,000
Summary: Harry Potter wakes up after a night of debauchery to discover that he has a new employee.
Title: Of Dubious Value
Author:lomonaaeren
Rating: R
Word Count: 15,700
Summary: Harry has a best friend committed to getting him psychoanalyzed, another best friend obsessed with catching Draco Malfoy in crimes they can’t find evidence of him committing, and an Auror job that daily gets more stressful. He doesn’t need mysterious horoscopes offering him bizarre instructions, okay?
Title: Of Mouslings and Men
Author:dornfelder
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 15,000
Summary: Harry encounters the Subspecies of Doom. He also realises he likes chocolate frogs a lot, despite his greatest efforts to convince himself otherwise.
Title: One Night at the Ministry
Author:maeglinyedi
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,600
Summary: One night. One party. One arch-nemesis. Lots of champagne. Now all Harry has to do is survive.
Title: Planes, Champagnes, and Chocolate-Chip Pancakes
Author:lotus_lizzy
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: Harry and Draco find themselves stuck on board a plane from London to NYC following an unlikely suspect who may or may not have stolen Narcissa’s ring that has the capabilities of blowing up half of London. Needless to say, Draco does not do well on planes, and Harry is forced to do all he can to keep his partner from blowing their cover.
Title: Precious Things
Author:charlotteschaos
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 15,200
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy has been kidnapped and only oneboy man hero can save the day.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
Author:dadomz
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,200 Approx.
Summary: Just how many times can you read the word sex?
Title: Rumor Has It
Author:emmagrant01
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,500
Summary: Auror trainee Harry Potter does not have a crush on Draco Malfoy. He's just curious about why a former Death Eater is working for the Wizengamot, and that's all. Really.
Title: Say Anything
Author:alovelycupoftea
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,000
Summary: When Draco loses his reserve and starts speaking his mind, Harry realises something is very wrong.
Title: the Thief Series
Author:faithwood
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 7,800
Summary: Someone has been stealing Draco's belongings.// Draco is determined to catch the thief who has been stealing his things.// Draco punishes the thief (to the thief's obvious delight).
Warning(s): Spanking.
Title: Sweet Demands
Author:cephalopinguin
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco confronts Harry about his affair with Draco’s mother. When they start dueling, everything goes terribly wrong for Draco.
Title: The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers
Author:mizbean
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 3,600
Summary: Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived.
Warning(s): Cross-dressing.
Title: The Case of the Problematic Pheasant
Author:calrissian18
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 20,000
Summary: One week. One case. A whole helluva lot of trouble.
Warning(s): Noir crack, explicit het
Title: The Lesbian Muffin Debacle
Author:abusing_sarcasm
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,000
Summary: Pansy and Ginny have a muffin-induced potions accident and Draco and Harry are stuck watching their love life from the sidelines – quite literally. Fortunately, they’re able to give each other a hand.
Title: The Love That Has To Keep Shouting Its Name aka Hero Harry’s Attention-Seeking Actions a Huge Howl for Help
Author:twistedm
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 41,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry has a really big problem. It just got a lot worse. He's been tolerating it, but this? This means war. This time the press is going down. Enter… Draco Malfoy?
Title: The Malfoy Guide to Productive Extortion
Author: mirabella
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry's either drunk and horny or drunk and cuddly, depending on your point of view. Ron's straight but no one holds it against him. Draco could hand out detentions, but he has a better idea.
Warning(s): Threesome Harry/Draco/Ron
Title: The Phoenix Ash Café
Author:digitallace
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 14,000
Summary: Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery.
Title: The Worst Happiest Day Of His Life
Author:amanuensis1
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 4,700 Approx.
Summary: "We have to WHAT?"
Title: Unintended Consequences
Author: dracoredeemed
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 19,600 Approx.
Summary: Harry is getting magically bonded, Draco is drunk, and things don't go quite according to plan.
Title: Ways to Hone Your Magic
Author:naturegirlrocks
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco is a spoiled brat, enter Harry Potter.
Warning(s): Magical AU. Not sure what year this is. I think it fits any time between 1650-1900. Harry is 25, Draco is 17.
Title: Greeting Expectations
Author:mahaliem
Rating: R
Word Count: 16,100 Approx.
Summary: Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy ask Harry, who's currently unemployed, to discover why Draco has apparently gone Muggle.
Title: Mr. Malfoy Minds the Baby
Author:veritas03
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,800
Summary: The Potter kids are in a pickle. They’ve been messing about with magic and, as a result, their dad is back in his nappies. Good thing Al’s best friend is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorp’s always going on about how brilliant his father is at curse breaking. If Mr. Malfoy can figure out how to fix this magical mishap, maybe they’ll never need to mention a thing about it to Mum. Or Nana. Or Aunt Hermione. But first things first - hopefully Mr. Malfoy is brilliant at changing diapers. If not, at least they have house-elves at Malfoy Manor, right?
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Everything Forgotten (To Memory)
Author:icmezzo
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 26,300 Approx.
Summary: Harry wished he could forget—until he couldn't remember.
Title: Twenty Years Later
Author:tealeaf523
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,000
Summary: Real life has managed to get the better of Harry and his friends, but Harry still finds time to get wrapped up in fantasy and lose a little bit of his heart to another man. Again.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: The Motivational Benefits of Sleazy Men
Author:fantasyfiend09
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,000
Summary: Draco was resigned to being groped until his creepy co-worker was named his Department Head. Blaise assured him he needed a powerful lover to protect him. Draco agrees, just not the way Blaise wanted him to.
Title: You’re My Exception
Author:treacle_tartlet
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,000
Summary: In which Harry is unlucky in love, Draco is a bit of a manipulative bastard, and we all get what we want in the end.
Title: Walking Over the Thames
Author:heliotrophes
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 15,000
Summary: Harry doesn't want to run for Minister. Draco Malfoy is determined to make him. Harry realises politics is a dirty, complicated, and in some cases full-contact sport.
Title: The Consolations of a Summer’s Day
Author:blamebrampton
Rating: PG
Word Count: 33,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry Potter is absolutely certain Draco Malfoy did not murder Pansy Parkinson. He’s almost absolutely certain he can prove this without sacrificing his career and having them both hauled up before the Wizengamot.
Title: Not Your Face
Author:khasael
Rating: R
Word Count: 26,000
Summary: After an unusual late-night encounter with the Mirror of Erised, Harry finds himself with the unexpected (and rather unwanted) ability to see aspects of everyone else's deepest desires. Harry really wishes things like this didn't happen to him.
Title: The World of Management (Or, Harry Potter and the Office Romance)
Author:moonflower_rose
Rating: R
Word Count: 15,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is the heart and soul of the Department of Magical Games and Sport. The only thing standing in the way of professional bliss is his boss. And Harry Potter.
Title: I Was A Teenage Werewolf!
Author:treacle_tartlet
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000
Summary: Harry Potter -- Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, and . . . well . . . werewolf -- has returned to Hogwarts (at Hermione’s insistence) to finish his education. On top of classes and homework, he’s living in a tent (again) and helping to run the weekly HOWL -- Hogwarts Organisation for the Welfare of Lycanthropes -- meetings. What’s more, there’s something odd about Malfoy . . .
Warning(s): Dub con and werewolves and knotting, OH MY! (That Dub con is… um, not what it looks like. :D)
Title: Cerulean Blue
Author:annafugazzi & scrtkpr
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 27,000
Summary: When twenty-two-year-old Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter is the only one who can help him. Harry, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, comes up with a plan. But how many of Draco's secrets will be exposed in the process?
Warning(s): Brief Harry/Draco/Snape threesome. Sort of.
Title: Turnabout Is Fair Play
Author:who_la_hoop
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: After a – cough – revealing game of truth or dare instigated by his fellow Slytherins, Draco Malfoy finds himself in possession of a). the interesting knowledge that a certain Gryffindor horror may not be as immune to his personal charms as hitherto suspected and b). the password to the Gryffindor Tower. But Draco commits a fundamental error when he decides to make use of these facts . . . Sequel to How to Handle an Enemy.
Title: Heart in a Blender
Author:dysonrules
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,900 Approx.
Summary: Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco.
Title: Intrepid Teenage Hero
Author:jennavere
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 28,800 Approx.
Summary: To save wizardkind from falling into the Dark Lord’s evil clutches, intrepid teenage hero Harry Potter embarks on a dangerous quest: infiltrating Malfoy Manor and getting information from Draco using highly unorthodox methods.
Title: Homeward Bound
Author:dysonrules
Rating: R
Word Count: 17,000
Summary: Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all.
Title: It's Delightful, It's Delicious, It's De-Lovely
Author:nursedarry with art by moonlitdark
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,500
Summary: Clearly AU and crackier than a stick of Brighton rock. Harry tries to get into Draco’s trunks. Draco would like a powerful beast between his legs. All Severus wants is an ice cream.
Title: Hairway to Heaven
Author:birdsofshore
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000
Summary: Harry's desperate for it. A good haircut, that is. And Draco's just dying to give him one.
Title: Strange Bedfellows
Author:treacle_tartlet
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 6,500 Approx.
Summary: Harry and Draco are living together at Grimmauld Place, because of reasons. Stuff happens. Look, just read the fic, okay?
Title: Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars: Draco and Harry's Great Big Dental Adventure
Author:icmezzo
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 13,000
Summary: Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic.
Title: Joke’s On You
Author:marianna_merlo
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 20,100 Approx.
Summary: Harry’s life is lacking adventure, and a certain blond proves to be as intriguing now as he was during Hogwarts.
Title: Primal Urges
Author:marianna_merlo
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,900
Summary: An eighth year fic… er... or should I say, a prehistoric fic?
Warning(s): Elements of AU
Title: Gossip Boys
Author:mypetelephant
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 24,000 Approx.
Summary: Confiscated Dark objects have been disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. Forced to contend with cursed objects, international smugglers, and a lesson on the value of gossip, all Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.
Title: Potterphiles
Author:winnett
Rating: R
Word Count: 11,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco is assigned to Potter Watch: to protect Harry from his most dedicated fans. Draco excels at his job. Unfortunately, Harry excels at being Harry.
Title: Tick Tock
Author:fireflavored
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is in serious danger of becoming an old maid.
Title: Thank you, Draco
Author:jamie2109
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,400
Summary: Draco’s latest oddity is sleep-travelling to weird and wonderful, sometimes dangerous places with no way home. It takes a combination of Muggle technology and winning the man of his dreams to keep him safe.
Title: the sky was made for us tonight
Author:papered
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: In which Draco moves into his own place, but his neighbour - and the people he meets - are not quite what he expects.
Title: The Unlikely Incident of a Selkie on a Coffeeboat in Wintertime
Author:chantefable
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 3,700
Summary: When a dire sitch disrupts Mr Draco Malfoy's business, Mr Harry Potter's intervention is imminent. Luckily, the genius of Miss Astoria Greengrass ensures a happy ending.
Title: Under the Influence
Author:shantismurf
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,500 Approx.
Summary: Albus and Scorpius scheme to get their newly divorced fathers together. (Not an epilogue-compliant story, and mention of past Mpreg, but barely in passing.)
Title: The Twelve Days of Draco
Author:birdsofshore
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,000
Summary: Draco really deserves a better class of mystery admirer. Who on earth would be smitten enough to keep sending him all these ridiculous presents? And will he ever remember who he was kissing at Blaise's party?
Title: The Secret of the Solstice Stones
Author:frayach
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,000
Summary: Draco has lost his magic, and Harry has never been truly convinced of his own, which is just two more reasons in a long list of why they belong together.
Title: The Kneazle Who Came for Christmas
Author:enchanted_jae
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 7,800 Approx.
Summary: Banished from his home during the holiday season with only his wand and the clothes he's wearing, Draco has no choice but to take on his Animagus form and hope someone will take him in.
Title: Swish and Flick
Author:sdkshelly
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 7.300
Summary: The Swish and Flick is the last place Draco wants to spend his Saturday evening—especially when he discovers Potter is also in attendance—and he can't wait for the night to end. Unfortunately for Draco, time is not on his side.
Title: From the Printers of Melvin's Mauve Mansion of Manlove
Author:annafugazzi
Rating: R
Word Count: 17,000
Summary: A random curse leaves Harry and Draco forced to work together again. It's quite all right, though; they can be professionals. It'll be a nice change from the last time they worked together.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Fearless
Author:melusinahp
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 35,000
Summary: "There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance." -- John Lennon
Title: A Young Radical’s Guide to Love
Author:blamebrampton
Rating: PG
Word Count: 66,000
Summary: Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he’s not alone.
Title: Sleepless In Selsey
Author:dysonrules
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 19,300 Approx.
Summary: Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Normal Is the Watchword
Author:lamerezouille
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 30,000 Approx.
Summary: This story is about love and family and yes, maybe it’s not supposed to be about Jamie exactly, but Draco and Harry are very stubborn and Jamie’s just a kid, you can’t expect him to completely extract himself from a story he’s actually living, right?
Warning(s): past Mpreg.
Title: Curiosity Doesn't Always Kill
Author:lotrwariorgodss
Rating: R
Word Count: 12,200
Summary: When Harry mysteriously returns to Hogwarts with a son and a new attitude, everyone seems to know more than Draco, and that is most definitely not on.
Title: Renovations
Author:dysonrules
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 18,000 Approx.
Summary: After a humiliating incident, an exhausted Harry decides to abandon his Ministry career and become handyman!Harry. He sucks at it. Major screw up(s) finally land him on the doorstep of Malfoy Manor and shut-in!Draco.
Title: Ringing the Changes
Author:nursedarry
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,000 Approx.
Summary: His mother’s wedding gift to his father finds its way to the love of Harry’s life. Another (but not-so-epic) journey of a ring. Written from Snape's and Portrait!Snape’s POV.
Title: Immovable Unspeakable meets Irresistible Hit Wizard
Author:alisanne
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,800
Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are just average, ordinary wizards working in dull positions at the Ministry and leading average, ordinary lives. Or, at least, that's what they'd like everyone -- including each other -- to believe.
Title: Secrets
Author: Vorabiza
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 411,000 Approx.
Summary: Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP
Title: The Ugly Duckling
Author:icmezzo
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,500 Approx.
Summary: Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.
Title: Little Talks or at AO3
Author:femmequixotic & noeon
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,500
Summary: Draco's been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he's sure it's just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
Title: Telling Snidget's Story
Author:jm9001
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 9,200 Approx.
Summary: Draco tells his son the story of how he came to be, because sometimes the expression ‘it takes a village’ is a bit more literal than one would think.
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Title: Damned If You Do
Author:
tigersilverRating: NC 17
Summary: The dark can be a very eye-opening place.
Word Count: 7,000
Title: The DayDream Series
Author:
faithwoodRating: NC 17
Summary: Draco Malfoy's sixth year hadn't gone that well, academically speaking. Of course, that was just because he had other important things to worry about. Or was it?
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Title: Angel Wing
Author:
almosttherenowRating: Hard R - NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 aprox.
Summary: Draco really did pick the wrong time to enter the kitchen. It lost him seven precious months, his looks, and his mind. Still, it could've been worse - in the end, it probably saved both he and Harry's lives.
Title: Freudian Slip
Author:
jennavereRating: PG 13
Word Count: 10,000 aprox.
Summary: Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get therapy.
Title: Hate
Author: Serene_Cj
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 23,612
Summary: Draco Malfoy loves his job. Especially when it means being able to torture Potter 'round the clock. Except, things never go the way he hopes.
Title: The Simple Joy of Living
Author:
mahaliem Rating: R
Word Count: 40,000 Aprox.
Summary: When Viktor is attacked, Harry and Draco work together to find the culprit.
Warning: Epilogue Compliant
Title: Desperately Seeking Someone & Sequels
Author:
alaana_fairRating: NC 17
Word Count: 18,000 Aprox. (all fics included)
Summary: A personal ad brings out the best in our Harry.
Title: Here's Looking @ You
Author:
fourth_roseRating: PG 13
Word Count: 1600
Summary: Some Muggle inventions aren't all that useless for wizards after all – or so Minister Shacklebolt claims. His Muggleborn employees suspect that the real reason behind his sudden enthusiasm for magi-technical innovation at the Ministry is the fact that he found out about internet porn, but that isn't terribly relevant for the following story…
Title: Life Lessons: The Flying Chapter
Author:
dirty_darellaRating: NC 17
Word Count: 21,300
Summary: Draco is a broom inventor and Harry is his tester.
Title: Master Work
Author:
mahaliemRating: R
Word Count: 35,110
Summary: Harry's eighth-year at Hogwarts is going about as well as all the others. Someone is out to get him, Aurors keep questioning him about the final battle and, worst of all, Draco is determined to repay his life debt to Harry.
Title: A Most Memorable Christmas
Author:
ifyouweremineRating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,700 Aprox.
Summary: Harry hadn’t expected to spend Christmas Eve bent over the back of his sofa, having his brains buggered out by Draco Malfoy, but that’s exactly what happened.
Title: Bridges
Author:
tigersilverRating: R
Word Count: 8,500
Summary: The collected correspondence concerning two '8th Year' Hogwarts School students, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, from September through December, 1998.
Title: Ferocious Determination, Insufficient Deliberation, and a Slightly Wrong Destination
Author:
faithwoodRating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,000
Summary: All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter.
Title: You Can Leave Your Hat On
Author:
treacle_tartletRating: PG
Word Count: 3800
Summary: Harry and Ron, for reasons beyond their control, find themselves shopping for hats at March and Malfoy’s Magical Millinery.
Title: Secret Agent Men
Author:
kudra_23 Rating: R
Word Count: 3991
Summary: Harry and Draco go on their first assignment as partners. In close quarters, secrets are uncovered.
Title: Disturbing the Peace: Part 1 and Part 2. And the sequel: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.
Author:
moonflower_rose Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 30,100 Aprox. (adding both parts)
Summary: Draco wakes with a hangover, no memory of the previous night, and a rather sore orifice.
Title: Charming
Author:
tigersilver Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 21,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter, Head Auror and respected public figure, has been afflicted with spell-induced amnesia by an unknown assailant. He's recovering nicely after a stay at St. Mungo's but there's this one small problem: it seems he went missing on the night of June 5th and mislaid his Muggle cell phone. Now his best mates are receiving texts 'from Harry' that are all about shagging, whipped cream, handcuffs and blackmail photos. And poetry; truly execrable poetry. Someone's text-stalking Harry, much to his mates' and the Ministry's dismay, and that oddly familiar 'someone' just won't take the hint and naff off.
Title: Little Red Courgette
Author:
blamebrampton Rating: PG
Word Count: 31,000 Aprox.
Summary: When this season’s purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
Title: A Dog and His Boy
Author:
grey_hunterRating: R
Word Count: 5,345
Summary: It is a dark time for the two fugitives. Although, Dumbledore has been destroyed, the Death Eaters have driven the two from their hide-away and pursued them across the country… Snape is forced to resort to desperate measures to protect Draco. After his mentor’s death, Draco's only hope of being whole again rests with the oblivious Harry Potter.
Title: Potty <3 Drakey
Author:
acromantularRating: PG 13
Word Count: 2,500
Summary: Lots of scary, hairy, barely-sane wizards came from Grimmauld Place, leaving some even more disturbing curses behind. Draco is helping Potter clean up when he discovers exactly how... creative his extended family could be. Then it gets worse.
Warning(s): Rather cracky creature-fic, but almost certainly not what you're thinking.
Title: A Tale of Two Tents
Author:
who_la_hoopRating: PG 13
Word Count: 10,350
Summary: When Scorpius and Al take their parent's rivalry to a whole new level, Hogwarts is forced to intervene. Or, how Harry and Draco went camping, encountered mud, and managed to survive with all their limbs intact.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: A Brilliant Dichotomy
Author:
tigersilverRating: PG 13
Word Count: 5,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco lives with a green eyed monster.
Title: A Good Thing (Why Ruin It?)
Author:
tigersilverRating: R
Word Count: 5,000 Aprox.
Summary: Veritaserum and snogging and, er, ah, why ruin something that works?
Title: One Night At The Club
Author:
faithwood Rating: PG (though, there's explicit rimming) No, it's still PG. Really. Also, NWS.
Word Count: Um…
Summary: Well, it's a club fic.
Title: A Working Relationship
Author:
croatoan6000 Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,557
Summary: Harry Potter, the youngest ever Minister of Magic, thinks that all his problems are solved when he hires Draco Malfoy as his PA. Little does he know that they are just beginning.
Title: How Harry Potter Became a Pervert
Author:
faithwood Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,000 Aprox.
Summary: Though others didn't, Draco had believed the article.
Title: The Adventures of Harry Potter, Pervert, and Draco Malfoy, Porn Star (Un-Cut)
Author:
okydoky Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,300
Summary: In Harry’s flat, Friday night is porn night, and that’s that. Then, an unexpected face pops up in Some Like it Cock, and Harry can’t get Draco Malfoy out of his head. In the end, thanks to a tearaway Teddy, Harry doesn’t have to, but neither man is willing to reveal their secret…
Title: That Veela Thing
Author:
empathic_siren Rating: R
Word Count: 3,500 Aprox.
Summary: Fluffy, post-war H/D - that's all - and extra points for veela!boy too!
Title: Late Edition
Author:
yeats Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,3000 Aprox.
Summary: This is death, Harry thinks. This is death, and that means I'm dead, and in hell, with Draco Malfoy telling me his theories of office management.
Title: Where Draco Is A Statue
Author:
simmyschtuff Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 25,000
Summary: Five years after the war with Voldemort, and things happen! Ooh!
Title: The Incredible Race
Author:
dysonrules Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 50,000
Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along.
Title: The Venice Job
Author:
nishizono Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 25,700 Aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.
Title: Prickles On The Outside
Author:
curia_regis Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 13,500 Aprox.
Summary: Harry has become a recluse, hiding away from the rest of the wizarding world. One day, Draco Malfoy turns up at his doorstep asking for his help.
Title: Après Deux
Author:
tigersilverRating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000
Summary: Malfoy hesitates; Harry is a Gryffindor.
Title: How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?
Author:
mahaliemRating: R
Word Count: 26,532
Summary: In order to keep custody of his children, Draco needs to find a spouse that will shore up the Malfoy family's tattered reputation. But what starts off as a means to an end gets more complicated when Draco's target reawakens feelings in him that he hasn't had in a long while, and Draco starts to feel alive for the first time since his wife's death.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Pour L'Amour de Pain
Author:
alexcasterRating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,500
Summary: Draco Malfoy has lost his common sense and Potter is a tease. Bugger it all.
Title: Parce-que
Author:
curiouslyficRating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry blames the salad. Everyone else blames Harry. Featuring HD fluff, slash, Oblivious!Harry, bad salad, and appalling French.
Title: Things That Seem
Author:
maeglinyediRating: NC 17
Word Count: 14,800 Aprox.
Summary: A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a...horse?
Title: Being Jessie Carmichael (Or How to Woo Harry Potter in Three Hours)
Author:
faithwoodRating: R
Word Count: 6,600
Summary: o matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted.
Title: Bite Me, Hate Memes and the sequel BMHM, The Wedding
Author:
pir8fancierRating: NC 17
Word Count: 44,900 (adding both parts)
Summary: Draco Malfoy becomes incensed when hate memes start flooding the Ministry of Magic and dare to try to usurp his undisputed position as the best Potter hater on the face of this planet. // A week before his marriage to Harry Potter, Draco has a nervous breakdown. Are you surprised? Nah. Neither was I.
Title: Getting There
Author:
sans_pertinenceRating: R
Word Count: 14,200
Summary: In which Scorpius Hyperion temporarily Misplaces his temper, Harry learns to Hate His Mobile, and Malfoy cultivates the Elusive.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Seven Simple Rules for Living With Draco Malfoy
Author:
scarletscarlet & nishizonoRating: PG 13
Word Count: 1,700 Aprox.
Summary: Sometimes, Harry thinks Draco should come with an owner's manual.
Title: A Long Way From Home
Author:
samaelthekindRating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,100 Aprox.
Summary: Harry arrives for his first day of college, and meets his new roommate, Drake.
Warning(s): Non Magical AU
Title: Rituals and Traditions
Author:
amanuensis1Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco chained to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.
Title: Ask Again Later
Author:
sara_holmesRating: NC 17
Word Count: 41,400 Aprox.
Summary: A drunken revelation by Harry prompts Draco to try and summon up his own missing paternal instincts in order to deliver the family Harry really wants. Long story short...he manages to make a total cock up of everything.
Title: To Create A Life
Author:
ravenpanRating: PG
Word Count: 10,300 Aprox.
Summary: Harry’s never been good about listening when someone tells him ‘no’.
Warning(s): some PTSD, mpreg
Title: Draco Malfoy's Travelling Theatre of the Strange and Spectacular
Author:
melusinahpRating: NC 17
Word Count: 27,500
Summary: "I welcome you to Draco Malfoy's Travelling Theatre of the Strange and Spectacular. Hold onto your seats, for this is not entertainment for the faint of heart. You will see both amazing spectacles and shocking displays. Get out your smelling salts, uncap your Firewhisky bottles -- it's going to be an evening you'll never forget."
Title: Remote
Author:
sara_holmesRating: NC 17
Word Count: 7,700 Aprox.
Summary: How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half.
Title: Between Conspirators
Author:
mahaliemRating: R
Word Count: 10,000 Aprox.
Summary: Someone tries to recruit Draco to help kill Harry. Fortunately (?), Draco has a plan to stop the mysterious would-be assassin.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Honestly
Author:
annafugazziRating: PG 13
Word Count: 7,500 Aprox.
Summary: Written for the challenge 'A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word.' Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.
Title: Awhile Back and Down the Road
Author:
nursedarryRating: R
Word Count: 9,000 Aprox.
Summary: A young Jedi and his crew get lost in hyperspace and end up on an unknown, almost uninhabited planet. It’s the perfect chance to train in the Jedi arts and fall in love. THIS ISN'T A CROSSOVER, THIS IS JUST SILLY.
Warning(s): Non Magical AU.
Title: The Wand Chooses The Wizard
Author:
treacle_tartletRating: PG 13
Word Count: 5,000
Summary: It’s not that Draco has been hiding since the War ended, it’s just that he’s been busy. And it’s not that he wants to go to Ollivander’s and buy a new wand, it’s just that he doesn’t have much choice. He hasn’t found a wand that works properly for him, not since bloody Potter disarmed him, and while he’s managed to limp through his NEWTs with borrowed wands that sort of thing isn’t going to cut it when he starts his Healer training in a few weeks’ time. The last, the very last, thing he expects to see when he walks into Ollivander’s shop is Harry Potter, Hero of the Wizarding World, Vanquisher of Dark Wizards, and… shop boy?
Title: All According to Plan
Author:
latebuthereRating: PG 13
Word Count: 9,708
Summary: Harry's got the ring and the will, the only thing left to figure out is the way.
Title: The Ties That Binds Us
Author:
faithwoodRating: NC 17
Word Count: 27,800 Aprox.
Summary: An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally.
Title: Legs of Distraction (Or How Draco Got Promoted Three and A Half Separate Times)
Author:
olimakiellaRating: NC 17
Word Count: 13,600 Aprox.
Summary: Harry gives us his version of how Draco re-entered his life.
Title: In Pieces
Author:
dysonrulesRating: NC 17
Word Count: 90,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost.
Warning(s): MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH. Ectoplasm. A whole lot of angst and a whole lot of fluff.
Title: The Magic of the Holidays, or, How I Survived the Gringotts Holiday Helpdesk
Author:
noeonRating: R
Word Count: 14,000
Summary: Draco’s an Assistant Cursebreaker at Gringotts, Harry’s an Auror. They receive the unwanted task of troubleshooting malfunctioning magical objects at the Gringotts holiday help desk. Together. The only question is whether they will kill each other before the magical objects succeed in killing them.
Title: f-a-c-u-l-t-i-e-s Intact
Author:
wondersdontcareRating: PG 13
Word Count: 35,000
Summary: Most plans are cunning until people start getting eaten: when students go missing inside Hogwarts, four years after the war, Harry is determined to find out why.
Title: A Devotion to Others
Author:
mahaliemRating: PG 13
Word Count: 22,648
Summary: Someone is brewing a horrifyingly strong love potion at Hogwarts and Harry and Draco are sent to investigate. As they seek to uncover the truth, Harry fears that Draco will discover something else – that Harry's fallen in love with him.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: The Joke Of Tomorrow
Author:
wendypopsRating: R
Word Count: 25,000
Summary: Draco Malfoy quite likes working at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Except for the times George Weasley has that scheming look in his eyes. Or when a new product goes embarrassingly wrong. And especially the days when Harry Potter pops in.
Title: Party Of Two
Author:
fireflavoredRating: NC 17
Word Count: 13,600
Summary: Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies.
Title: The Importance of Blood
Author:
slytherinishhRating: R
Word Count: 10,750
Summary: Watching Harry Potter die was a lot less dramatic than he’d imagined.
Title: Luck of the Devil
Author:
melusinahpRating: NC 17
Word Count: 36,000
Summary: Draco never imagined he'd end up working in Rodolphus Lestrange's casino after the war, but fate has a twisted sense of humour. While the job has it perks, the downside is a bitch--especially when Roddy makes him an offer he can't refuse involving his old rival, Harry Potter.
Title: Everything But The Kitchen Sink
Author:
frayachRating: NC 17
Word Count: 42,000
Summary: Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and Draco assume an eighth year at Hogwarts will be nothing but parties and Quidditch (and, as time allowed, revising for the N.E.W.T.s), but you know what they say about those who assume. They may be legally of age, but that doesn’t mean that the confusion and drama of being a teenager has ended.
Title: Do Me a Favor, Don't Do Me No Favors
Author:
nursedarryRating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,500
Summary: To get where he is now, Harry's had lots of help, for which he's always been grateful. But that's not what it looks like to everyone else. And what about this saving the day compulsion? Teddy, Andromeda, Charlie Weasley and Draco Malfoy don't have the answers, but they do help Harry ask the right questions.
Title: Sweatin' to the Voldies
Author:
dark_branwenRating: NC 17
Word Count: 24,500
Summary: The-Boy-Who-Lived has become The-Boy-Who-Ate, and his girlfriend just can't take it anymore. After Ginny leaves Harry for presumably slimmer pastures, Harry realizes that if he has any chance of getting her back, he's going to have to get fit quick. It's really just his bad luck that a certain pale, pointy bastard owns the only wizarding gym in the country.
Title: Make Your Penis Huge!
Author:
mahaliemRating: R
Word Count: 3,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry and Draco are Aurors who are assigned to work an unusual case.
Title: Joy Ride
Author:
nursedarryRating: R
Word Count: 8,708
Summary: A trek through the Forbidden Forest turns into quite the flight of fancy.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: The St. Valentine's Night Murders
Author:
softly_sweetlyRating: NC 17
Word Count: 7,300
Summary: Every year for the past four years, St. Valentine's Night has seen a murder that affects both the Muggle and Wizard communities alike. This year, however, the Ministry of Magic has its two best Aurors on the case. If only they can stop insulting each other long enough to get some work done.
Warning(s): Cross-dressing, Skirt!porn.
Title: This Obvious Secret of Ours
Author:
calemboursRating: PG 13
Word Count: 4,900 Aprox.
Summary: There's a difference between 'friends' and 'unofficial couple'.
Title: Sealed With A Kiss
Author:
faithwoodRating: NC 17
Word Count: 46,000 Aprox.
Summary: Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts fic, this.
Title: Just Tell Her You’re a Fairy, Harry
Author:
owens_momRating: R
Word Count: 4,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco runs G.A.P., a successful company to help take care of the break-up you can’t handle on your own. Harry sets out to be his best customer.
Title: Chocolate Head
Author:
emmagrant01Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 4,000
Summary: Draco has a little problem. Okay, maybe not so little
Title: Encantado
Author:
onaxeRating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000 Aprox.
Summary: When Draco reverts to his creature heritage, Harry is determined to find a cure at the same time as hunting down the dark wizard responsible.
Title: Family Man
Author:
denise0949Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,500
Summary: These are series of events inside the Malfoy-Potter household: Even though he and Draco were not the best at parenting they both brought something special to the table and together they were perfect. With the new baby coming it would cause more drama, chaos, laughter, and tears but all in all Harry was pretty proud of being a family man.
Warning(s): Mpreg.
Title: Matinee
Author:
ladyvaderRating: NC 17
Word Count: 14,000 Aprox.
Summary: This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway
Title: Polyjuice Passions: A Lesson in Interdepartmental Cooperation
Author:
tray_la_laRating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,200 Aprox.
Summary: Auror!Harry is mistakenly Polyjuiced into a vampire for an undercover operation and bites Draco. (Both of them are turned into vampires for a short time but it is reversible and they recover without lasting effects in the end, except for accidentally becoming an item while they think they need to choose a mate for eternity.)
Title: Resistance is Futile
Author:
olimakiellaRating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Summary: The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Title: For the Public Good
Author:
blamebramptonRating: PG
Word Count: 23,500
Summary: Harry is loaned to the Muggle government to assist relations between the two governments after the London bombings. When his counterpart in the Communications team comes to him with evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice.
Title: Gryffindor Seduction 101
Author:
jennavereRating: R
Word Count: 10,000 Aprox.
Summary: Charming, crafty Slytherin Blaise Zabini has a dating policy: he only dates Gryffindors. Now he’s plotting to seduce Gryffindor Extraordinaire Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy is NOT happy.
Title: It Was A Lover And His, Er... Lass?
Author:
fantasyfruitbatRating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,300
Summary: It's the first time Draco has ever been in love, which is what caused all the trouble in the first place. It's the first time he's ever kept secrets from his mother (according to Narcissa). And it will (eventually) be the first time his parents get to meet his... girlfriend.
Title: Kissing Currency
Author:
dornfelderRating: PG 13
Word Count: 4,200
Summary: To get rid of Malfoy's wand, serious sacrifices have to be made. The end, however, justifies the means.
Title: Not Quite Like You Imagined
Author:
canis_lupus03Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000 Aprox.
Summary: The taste of blood always makes Harry horribly nauseous. Not a fortunate thing if one is a vampire.
Warning(s): Vampire fic.
Title: Questionable Tarts: A Life After Living
Author:
calrissian18 Rating: R
Word Count: 15,000 Aprox.
Summary: Draco supposes he shouldn't be surprised when Potter shows up on his doorstep. Past Draco/Snape.
Warning(s): Mpreg
Title: Revelations and its sequel Further Revelations
Author:
corvidae9 Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 28,000 Aprox. (Adding both parts)
Summary: Harry knows how he survived the last battle... working out why and what comes next is a different story entirely. // Harry and Draco come back from their impromptu holiday and face the press, shocked Gryffindors, disgusted Slytherins, fugitive Death Eaters, and the prospect of a month of nonstop revision, each more lethal than the last. They probably should have stayed in France.
Title: Undesirable No.1
Author:
alexis_sd Rating: R
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: Draco Malfoy had always respected and protected the Old Ways. That was, until they suddenly interfered with his way of life and his firm abdomen. Now he desperately needed to reason out with Potter or better yet to trick him…
Title: Decoy Dilema
Author:
dysonrules Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 38,000
Summary: Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Doggie Style
Author:
enchanted_jae Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,300 Approx.
Summary: When Draco's life is endangered, he demands only the best bodyguard the Aurors have to offer. However, he didn't expect his bodyguard to be so...small.
Title: Ferreus Rememdium
Author:
marguerite_26 Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco swallows his pride and visits a specialist for his very intimate problem.
Title: How Chicken Is Played At Hogwarts
Author:
sor_bet Rating: R
Word Count: 1,600 Approx.
Summary: Draco impugns Harry’s masculinity. A game of gay “chicken” ensues.
Title: It’s a Dirty Job
Author:
fireflavored Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,000
Summary: Harry Potter wakes up after a night of debauchery to discover that he has a new employee.
Title: Of Dubious Value
Author:
lomonaaeren Rating: R
Word Count: 15,700
Summary: Harry has a best friend committed to getting him psychoanalyzed, another best friend obsessed with catching Draco Malfoy in crimes they can’t find evidence of him committing, and an Auror job that daily gets more stressful. He doesn’t need mysterious horoscopes offering him bizarre instructions, okay?
Title: Of Mouslings and Men
Author:
dornfelder Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 15,000
Summary: Harry encounters the Subspecies of Doom. He also realises he likes chocolate frogs a lot, despite his greatest efforts to convince himself otherwise.
Title: One Night at the Ministry
Author:
maeglinyediRating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,600
Summary: One night. One party. One arch-nemesis. Lots of champagne. Now all Harry has to do is survive.
Title: Planes, Champagnes, and Chocolate-Chip Pancakes
Author:
lotus_lizzyRating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: Harry and Draco find themselves stuck on board a plane from London to NYC following an unlikely suspect who may or may not have stolen Narcissa’s ring that has the capabilities of blowing up half of London. Needless to say, Draco does not do well on planes, and Harry is forced to do all he can to keep his partner from blowing their cover.
Title: Precious Things
Author:
charlotteschaosRating: NC 17
Word Count: 15,200
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy has been kidnapped and only one
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
Author:
dadomzRating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,200 Approx.
Summary: Just how many times can you read the word sex?
Title: Rumor Has It
Author:
emmagrant01Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,500
Summary: Auror trainee Harry Potter does not have a crush on Draco Malfoy. He's just curious about why a former Death Eater is working for the Wizengamot, and that's all. Really.
Title: Say Anything
Author:
alovelycupofteaRating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,000
Summary: When Draco loses his reserve and starts speaking his mind, Harry realises something is very wrong.
Title: the Thief Series
Author:
faithwoodRating: NC 17
Word Count: 7,800
Summary: Someone has been stealing Draco's belongings.// Draco is determined to catch the thief who has been stealing his things.// Draco punishes the thief (to the thief's obvious delight).
Warning(s): Spanking.
Title: Sweet Demands
Author:
cephalopinguinRating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco confronts Harry about his affair with Draco’s mother. When they start dueling, everything goes terribly wrong for Draco.
Title: The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers
Author:
mizbeanRating: NC 17
Word Count: 3,600
Summary: Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived.
Warning(s): Cross-dressing.
Title: The Case of the Problematic Pheasant
Author:
calrissian18Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 20,000
Summary: One week. One case. A whole helluva lot of trouble.
Warning(s): Noir crack, explicit het
Title: The Lesbian Muffin Debacle
Author:
abusing_sarcasmRating: R
Word Count: 7,000
Summary: Pansy and Ginny have a muffin-induced potions accident and Draco and Harry are stuck watching their love life from the sidelines – quite literally. Fortunately, they’re able to give each other a hand.
Title: The Love That Has To Keep Shouting Its Name aka Hero Harry’s Attention-Seeking Actions a Huge Howl for Help
Author:
twistedmRating: NC 17
Word Count: 41,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry has a really big problem. It just got a lot worse. He's been tolerating it, but this? This means war. This time the press is going down. Enter… Draco Malfoy?
Title: The Malfoy Guide to Productive Extortion
Author: mirabella
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 8,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry's either drunk and horny or drunk and cuddly, depending on your point of view. Ron's straight but no one holds it against him. Draco could hand out detentions, but he has a better idea.
Warning(s): Threesome Harry/Draco/Ron
Title: The Phoenix Ash Café
Author:
digitallaceRating: NC 17
Word Count: 14,000
Summary: Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery.
Title: The Worst Happiest Day Of His Life
Author:
amanuensis1Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 4,700 Approx.
Summary: "We have to WHAT?"
Title: Unintended Consequences
Author: dracoredeemed
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 19,600 Approx.
Summary: Harry is getting magically bonded, Draco is drunk, and things don't go quite according to plan.
Title: Ways to Hone Your Magic
Author:
naturegirlrocksRating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco is a spoiled brat, enter Harry Potter.
Warning(s): Magical AU. Not sure what year this is. I think it fits any time between 1650-1900. Harry is 25, Draco is 17.
Title: Greeting Expectations
Author:
mahaliemRating: R
Word Count: 16,100 Approx.
Summary: Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy ask Harry, who's currently unemployed, to discover why Draco has apparently gone Muggle.
Title: Mr. Malfoy Minds the Baby
Author:
veritas03Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,800
Summary: The Potter kids are in a pickle. They’ve been messing about with magic and, as a result, their dad is back in his nappies. Good thing Al’s best friend is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorp’s always going on about how brilliant his father is at curse breaking. If Mr. Malfoy can figure out how to fix this magical mishap, maybe they’ll never need to mention a thing about it to Mum. Or Nana. Or Aunt Hermione. But first things first - hopefully Mr. Malfoy is brilliant at changing diapers. If not, at least they have house-elves at Malfoy Manor, right?
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Everything Forgotten (To Memory)
Author:
icmezzoRating: NC 17
Word Count: 26,300 Approx.
Summary: Harry wished he could forget—until he couldn't remember.
Title: Twenty Years Later
Author:
tealeaf523Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,000
Summary: Real life has managed to get the better of Harry and his friends, but Harry still finds time to get wrapped up in fantasy and lose a little bit of his heart to another man. Again.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: The Motivational Benefits of Sleazy Men
Author:
fantasyfiend09Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,000
Summary: Draco was resigned to being groped until his creepy co-worker was named his Department Head. Blaise assured him he needed a powerful lover to protect him. Draco agrees, just not the way Blaise wanted him to.
Title: You’re My Exception
Author:
treacle_tartletRating: R
Word Count: 6,000
Summary: In which Harry is unlucky in love, Draco is a bit of a manipulative bastard, and we all get what we want in the end.
Title: Walking Over the Thames
Author:
heliotrophesRating: NC 17
Word Count: 15,000
Summary: Harry doesn't want to run for Minister. Draco Malfoy is determined to make him. Harry realises politics is a dirty, complicated, and in some cases full-contact sport.
Title: The Consolations of a Summer’s Day
Author:
blamebramptonRating: PG
Word Count: 33,000 Approx.
Summary: Harry Potter is absolutely certain Draco Malfoy did not murder Pansy Parkinson. He’s almost absolutely certain he can prove this without sacrificing his career and having them both hauled up before the Wizengamot.
Title: Not Your Face
Author:
khasaelRating: R
Word Count: 26,000
Summary: After an unusual late-night encounter with the Mirror of Erised, Harry finds himself with the unexpected (and rather unwanted) ability to see aspects of everyone else's deepest desires. Harry really wishes things like this didn't happen to him.
Title: The World of Management (Or, Harry Potter and the Office Romance)
Author:
moonflower_roseRating: R
Word Count: 15,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is the heart and soul of the Department of Magical Games and Sport. The only thing standing in the way of professional bliss is his boss. And Harry Potter.
Title: I Was A Teenage Werewolf!
Author:
treacle_tartletRating: NC 17
Word Count: 5,000
Summary: Harry Potter -- Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, and . . . well . . . werewolf -- has returned to Hogwarts (at Hermione’s insistence) to finish his education. On top of classes and homework, he’s living in a tent (again) and helping to run the weekly HOWL -- Hogwarts Organisation for the Welfare of Lycanthropes -- meetings. What’s more, there’s something odd about Malfoy . . .
Warning(s): Dub con and werewolves and knotting, OH MY! (That Dub con is… um, not what it looks like. :D)
Title: Cerulean Blue
Author:
annafugazzi & scrtkprRating: NC 17
Word Count: 27,000
Summary: When twenty-two-year-old Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter is the only one who can help him. Harry, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, comes up with a plan. But how many of Draco's secrets will be exposed in the process?
Warning(s): Brief Harry/Draco/Snape threesome. Sort of.
Title: Turnabout Is Fair Play
Author:
who_la_hoop Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: After a – cough – revealing game of truth or dare instigated by his fellow Slytherins, Draco Malfoy finds himself in possession of a). the interesting knowledge that a certain Gryffindor horror may not be as immune to his personal charms as hitherto suspected and b). the password to the Gryffindor Tower. But Draco commits a fundamental error when he decides to make use of these facts . . . Sequel to How to Handle an Enemy.
Title: Heart in a Blender
Author:
dysonrules Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 6,900 Approx.
Summary: Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco.
Title: Intrepid Teenage Hero
Author:
jennavere Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 28,800 Approx.
Summary: To save wizardkind from falling into the Dark Lord’s evil clutches, intrepid teenage hero Harry Potter embarks on a dangerous quest: infiltrating Malfoy Manor and getting information from Draco using highly unorthodox methods.
Title: Homeward Bound
Author:
dysonrules Rating: R
Word Count: 17,000
Summary: Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all.
Title: It's Delightful, It's Delicious, It's De-Lovely
Author:
nursedarry with art by moonlitdarkRating: R
Word Count: 4,500
Summary: Clearly AU and crackier than a stick of Brighton rock. Harry tries to get into Draco’s trunks. Draco would like a powerful beast between his legs. All Severus wants is an ice cream.
Title: Hairway to Heaven
Author:
birdsofshore Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 12,000
Summary: Harry's desperate for it. A good haircut, that is. And Draco's just dying to give him one.
Title: Strange Bedfellows
Author:
treacle_tartlet Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 6,500 Approx.
Summary: Harry and Draco are living together at Grimmauld Place, because of reasons. Stuff happens. Look, just read the fic, okay?
Title: Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars: Draco and Harry's Great Big Dental Adventure
Author:
icmezzo Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 13,000
Summary: Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic.
Title: Joke’s On You
Author:
marianna_merlo Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 20,100 Approx.
Summary: Harry’s life is lacking adventure, and a certain blond proves to be as intriguing now as he was during Hogwarts.
Title: Primal Urges
Author:
marianna_merlo Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 9,900
Summary: An eighth year fic… er... or should I say, a prehistoric fic?
Warning(s): Elements of AU
Title: Gossip Boys
Author:
mypetelephant Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 24,000 Approx.
Summary: Confiscated Dark objects have been disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. Forced to contend with cursed objects, international smugglers, and a lesson on the value of gossip, all Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.
Title: Potterphiles
Author:
winnett Rating: R
Word Count: 11,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco is assigned to Potter Watch: to protect Harry from his most dedicated fans. Draco excels at his job. Unfortunately, Harry excels at being Harry.
Title: Tick Tock
Author:
fireflavoredRating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,000 Approx.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is in serious danger of becoming an old maid.
Title: Thank you, Draco
Author:
jamie2109Rating: R
Word Count: 5,400
Summary: Draco’s latest oddity is sleep-travelling to weird and wonderful, sometimes dangerous places with no way home. It takes a combination of Muggle technology and winning the man of his dreams to keep him safe.
Title: the sky was made for us tonight
Author:
paperedRating: PG 13
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: In which Draco moves into his own place, but his neighbour - and the people he meets - are not quite what he expects.
Title: The Unlikely Incident of a Selkie on a Coffeeboat in Wintertime
Author:
chantefableRating: PG 13
Word Count: 3,700
Summary: When a dire sitch disrupts Mr Draco Malfoy's business, Mr Harry Potter's intervention is imminent. Luckily, the genius of Miss Astoria Greengrass ensures a happy ending.
Title: Under the Influence
Author:
shantismurfRating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,500 Approx.
Summary: Albus and Scorpius scheme to get their newly divorced fathers together. (Not an epilogue-compliant story, and mention of past Mpreg, but barely in passing.)
Title: The Twelve Days of Draco
Author:
birdsofshoreRating: R
Word Count: 3,000
Summary: Draco really deserves a better class of mystery admirer. Who on earth would be smitten enough to keep sending him all these ridiculous presents? And will he ever remember who he was kissing at Blaise's party?
Title: The Secret of the Solstice Stones
Author:
frayachRating: R
Word Count: 7,000
Summary: Draco has lost his magic, and Harry has never been truly convinced of his own, which is just two more reasons in a long list of why they belong together.
Title: The Kneazle Who Came for Christmas
Author:
enchanted_jaeRating: PG 13
Word Count: 7,800 Approx.
Summary: Banished from his home during the holiday season with only his wand and the clothes he's wearing, Draco has no choice but to take on his Animagus form and hope someone will take him in.
Title: Swish and Flick
Author:
sdkshellyRating: NC 17
Word Count: 7.300
Summary: The Swish and Flick is the last place Draco wants to spend his Saturday evening—especially when he discovers Potter is also in attendance—and he can't wait for the night to end. Unfortunately for Draco, time is not on his side.
Title: From the Printers of Melvin's Mauve Mansion of Manlove
Author:
annafugazziRating: R
Word Count: 17,000
Summary: A random curse leaves Harry and Draco forced to work together again. It's quite all right, though; they can be professionals. It'll be a nice change from the last time they worked together.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Fearless
Author:
melusinahpRating: NC 17
Word Count: 35,000
Summary: "There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance." -- John Lennon
Title: A Young Radical’s Guide to Love
Author:
blamebramptonRating: PG
Word Count: 66,000
Summary: Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he’s not alone.
Title: Sleepless In Selsey
Author:
dysonrulesRating: PG 13
Word Count: 19,300 Approx.
Summary: Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Warning(s): Epilogue compliant
Title: Normal Is the Watchword
Author:
lamerezouilleRating: PG 13
Word Count: 30,000 Approx.
Summary: This story is about love and family and yes, maybe it’s not supposed to be about Jamie exactly, but Draco and Harry are very stubborn and Jamie’s just a kid, you can’t expect him to completely extract himself from a story he’s actually living, right?
Warning(s): past Mpreg.
Title: Curiosity Doesn't Always Kill
Author:
lotrwariorgodssRating: R
Word Count: 12,200
Summary: When Harry mysteriously returns to Hogwarts with a son and a new attitude, everyone seems to know more than Draco, and that is most definitely not on.
Title: Renovations
Author:
dysonrulesRating: NC 17
Word Count: 18,000 Approx.
Summary: After a humiliating incident, an exhausted Harry decides to abandon his Ministry career and become handyman!Harry. He sucks at it. Major screw up(s) finally land him on the doorstep of Malfoy Manor and shut-in!Draco.
Title: Ringing the Changes
Author:
nursedarryRating: R
Word Count: 7,000 Approx.
Summary: His mother’s wedding gift to his father finds its way to the love of Harry’s life. Another (but not-so-epic) journey of a ring. Written from Snape's and Portrait!Snape’s POV.
Title: Immovable Unspeakable meets Irresistible Hit Wizard
Author:
alisanneRating: NC 17
Word Count: 10,800
Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are just average, ordinary wizards working in dull positions at the Ministry and leading average, ordinary lives. Or, at least, that's what they'd like everyone -- including each other -- to believe.
Title: Secrets
Author: Vorabiza
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 411,000 Approx.
Summary: Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP
Title: The Ugly Duckling
Author:
icmezzoRating: NC 17
Word Count: 16,500 Approx.
Summary: Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.
Title: Little Talks or at AO3
Author:
femmequixotic & noeonRating: NC 17
Word Count: 11,500
Summary: Draco's been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he's sure it's just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
Title: Telling Snidget's Story
Author:
jm9001 Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 9,200 Approx.
Summary: Draco tells his son the story of how he came to be, because sometimes the expression ‘it takes a village’ is a bit more literal than one would think.
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