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Title: Crup-tion of the Not-So-Innocent
Author: [livejournal.com profile] calanthe_fics
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 17,193
Summary: If you thought that befriending Draco Malfoy would be easier than defeating the Dark Lord you’d be wrong. Harry Potter has to grow another pair of legs and a forked tail before he can break down the frosty barrier blocking the way into Malfoy’s heart (and his underpants).


Oh God, Harry discovering his animagus from is a Crup is hilarious. "A gay Terrier". Only Calanthe can come up with this stuff.

I love that Harry spends plenty of his time pervying over Draco. And then...

Dear god, if you exist in any way please let Malfoy want to suck me off. I lived in a cupboard for years and have spent my teenage years being hunted by a madman and his sociopathic followers. I really think I deserve a blow job for the hardships.


Really funny story of, erm, self discovery. Yeah.
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