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capituTitle: Rarely Pure and Never Simple
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birdsofshore
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Harry never thought taking a job as Draco Malfoy's bodyguard was going to be easy. Add in a curse that makes Malfoy even more of an obnoxious git than usual, and Harry's got serious problems.
This story is so much fun, it's hilarious!
You see, Draco was cursed; he can only speak the truth! Draco! Can't lie! And now Harry is working for him as his bodyguard, so of course things get crazy.
The situation is hysterical, but it's the writing that makes it so damn funny. :D It makes you laugh out loud at Draco's predicament while at the same time you feel sorry for the guy, blurting out the most insane things at all times. And Harry! Harry is so sexy, there's this one scene I reckon everybody is going to remember, and I'll only say two things: leather pants and wank. You do the math. ;)
Hot, funny and super original. Don't miss it, these 29k will fly by. :)
Author:
birdsofshore Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Harry never thought taking a job as Draco Malfoy's bodyguard was going to be easy. Add in a curse that makes Malfoy even more of an obnoxious git than usual, and Harry's got serious problems.
This story is so much fun, it's hilarious!
You see, Draco was cursed; he can only speak the truth! Draco! Can't lie! And now Harry is working for him as his bodyguard, so of course things get crazy.
The situation is hysterical, but it's the writing that makes it so damn funny. :D It makes you laugh out loud at Draco's predicament while at the same time you feel sorry for the guy, blurting out the most insane things at all times. And Harry! Harry is so sexy, there's this one scene I reckon everybody is going to remember, and I'll only say two things: leather pants and wank. You do the math. ;)
Hot, funny and super original. Don't miss it, these 29k will fly by. :)
