Sweatin' to the Voldies by dark_branwen
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my_drarry_recsTitle: Sweatin' to the Voldies
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dark_branwen
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 24,500
Summary: The-Boy-Who-Lived has become The-Boy-Who-Ate, and his girlfriend just can't take it anymore. After Ginny leaves Harry for presumably slimmer pastures, Harry realizes that if he has any chance of getting her back, he's going to have to get fit quick. It's really just his bad luck that a certain pale, pointy bastard owns the only wizarding gym in the country.
This story is hysterical. Truly. Here Draco is a Personal Trainer. Well, he's a lot more than that. He's owns the best (and only?) wizarding fitness club, and he's resolute to help Harry lost weight. That's the other thing, Harry is overweight, and Ginny just left him, and he's got into his head it's because of his body.
And it's so funny, deliriously so, to see Harry struggling with his weight, and Draco being all, well Draco Malfoy on him whilst he "helps" Harry. The barbs, the insults, Jesus. And then there's Luna who works with Draco, and Goyle in spandex, funny cocktails and Draco thinking Harry hitting on him is a joke.
This fic is going to make you laugh out loud for real.
Author:
dark_branwenRating: NC 17
Word Count: 24,500
Summary: The-Boy-Who-Lived has become The-Boy-Who-Ate, and his girlfriend just can't take it anymore. After Ginny leaves Harry for presumably slimmer pastures, Harry realizes that if he has any chance of getting her back, he's going to have to get fit quick. It's really just his bad luck that a certain pale, pointy bastard owns the only wizarding gym in the country.
This story is hysterical. Truly. Here Draco is a Personal Trainer. Well, he's a lot more than that. He's owns the best (and only?) wizarding fitness club, and he's resolute to help Harry lost weight. That's the other thing, Harry is overweight, and Ginny just left him, and he's got into his head it's because of his body.
And it's so funny, deliriously so, to see Harry struggling with his weight, and Draco being all, well Draco Malfoy on him whilst he "helps" Harry. The barbs, the insults, Jesus. And then there's Luna who works with Draco, and Goyle in spandex, funny cocktails and Draco thinking Harry hitting on him is a joke.
This fic is going to make you laugh out loud for real.
