Where Draco Is A Statue
Title: Where Draco Is A Statue
Author:
simmyschtuff
Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 25,000
Summary: Five years after the war with Voldemort, and things happen! Ooh!
Well. Look at the title! *lol*
Draco has been a statue for five years, and placed into Harry's home. One day, out of the blue, he's back to being human, and he's not amused at being dressed with women's clothing, or appreciate being used as a coat rack or hidden under Moody's old bowler hat.
Yep, Draco Malfoy is not longer a statue, and he's not happy. And so now Harry's living with a warm and breathing and kicking Draco Malfoy.
Chaos ensues.
This is hilarious.
Author:
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Rating: NC 17
Word Count: 25,000
Summary: Five years after the war with Voldemort, and things happen! Ooh!
Well. Look at the title! *lol*
Draco has been a statue for five years, and placed into Harry's home. One day, out of the blue, he's back to being human, and he's not amused at being dressed with women's clothing, or appreciate being used as a coat rack or hidden under Moody's old bowler hat.
Yep, Draco Malfoy is not longer a statue, and he's not happy. And so now Harry's living with a warm and breathing and kicking Draco Malfoy.
Chaos ensues.
This is hilarious.