Defining Dickhead by who_la_hoop

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Title: Defining Dickhead
Author: who_la_hoop
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,500 Approx.
Summary: cockblock (vulgar, slang)
verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another

cockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter


This story is just so funny, so much fun. Like, seriously fun. :D

It's about Harry trying to (part of me wants to go, "oh my god, what is Harry even trying to do??" because, you'll see!) woo, I suppose, Draco, good friend and Auror partner, only he's pants at it.

We go with Harry through a year, from Christmas, when he thinks he's bought Draco the perfect gift thus realising his feelings for Draco are a bit more, er, ~complex than he originally assumed, through the next year, seeing his, yeah, very impressive (yeah, that's a word) attempts at catching Draco's attention. It's Draco, Draco always wins at this.

It's absolutely lovely, this fic. :)